Cloud 9

NOTE You need to have read the Weed-O-Sphere post before this makes sense to you. Alright so the Weed-o-sphere was born, and with it a world full of happiness :) After a few days i think since the creation of the Weed-o-sphere, me and Saulo gathered together again. This time we went higher. Saulo started off by floating away, he couldn't control it. After looking at him struggling to stay down I decided to go and help em. I jumped on to where he was and tried to hold him down, and keep him on land, it was no use for we were on our way up. We started to ascend at a steady speed, the wind felt very comfortable as we soared into the vastness of the sky. We went so high that we had exit the earth itself and we were now in space. After some talk Saulo realized and amazing thing, the Earth's moon was in fact the Earth's very own "ass". After that realization we started to inspect all the other planets and realized yet another thing, Jupiter is a fat whore. Jupiter with its sixteen moons meant that it needed sixteen assholes to poop out all its shit. This also made it a whore because it took sixteen uh....instruments of pleasure to please Jupiter. With this revelation I found out the truth to the meaning of Saturn's rings. Saturn hooked up with Jupiter and had a massive amount of babies. These babies that were created by the interstellar relation that Saturn and Jupiter had, formed what we now see as the Rings of Saturn. Every ring is one of the being born from that cosmic event. Mean while as all of this was going on the Weed-o-sphere was doing something else. The Weed-o-sphere back at our Earth was having its own fun. Amy Lee from Evanescence went up to the Weed-o-sphere and (please don't ask "how" let your mind decided what is logic to you) hooked up with it. Now the Weed-o-sphere and Amy lee were getting it on. Both of them having sex with each other. The time this intercourse is not too clear since it was more of a cosmic event than something we human would be able to understand. After they were done, Amy Lee gave birth to Cloud Nine. Cloud Nine became the out most high point to ever be reached by a person. Amy Lee then went to make a song in honor of her offspring and titled it Cloud Nine. Me and Saulo landed on this Cloud Nine after the Jupiter/Saturn incident. Ah what a great place that is. In Cloud Nine you feel so great that you never want to leave, you just want to be there and enjoy what you feel, everything becomes real. While me and Saulo were there, we both indulged in what was going on, bliss. Then out of nowhere, I spotted these red bubbles, they were great in numbers, coming closer and closer to us. The bubbles started to bounce on my face, a bunch of them all at once. As they were bouncing, they would also start to pop right on my face, it felt great. The feeling was of a cool breeze on every spot where a bubble would pop. I asked Saulo if he saw them, and as expected, he did. It was great, a stampede of red bubbles full of pleasure bouncing all over the place. The bubbles stopped and me and Saulo were still up there in the cloud. We started to look around and saw that Chieky was all the way down. We tried calling him but we were so high that Chieky couldn't hear us at all. This created a problem, we heared a song we liked coming from the TV Chieky was watching and we told him to put it up, but just as before, Chieky couldn't hear us. I decided to take one for the team and went down to talk to Chieky. I made sure i had the means to come back up, so i tied my self to the cloud and slowly allowed my self to descend to where Chieky was. While i was going down i could see Saulo trying to reach for me, he thought i wouldn't come back. Once i reached Chieky i told him "put that up man we cant hear it up there!" Chieky looked at me and smiled. The music volume was up and with that my time to depart to the cloud had come. I made the climb all the way to the top, it was a relieve to be back up there with Saulo. We enjoyed ourself for a long time looking up at the space and just floating around, it was great. "Yo Saulo, we should call somebody to come here." I told Saulo while I was reaching for my cellphone. He agreed, and so i called Natasha. Natasha was a little too happy (drunk =P) and when she picked up the phone, who would've thought Cellphones work from outer space lol, and i told her "Come here to Cloud Nine with me and Saulo," the called ended. Natasha showed up in Cloud Nine only a few seconds later. Me and Saulo were in awe! Natasha had made it up to the cloud in a record time. We couldn't come up with an explanation so we decided to ask her how she had accomplished such a feat. "How did you make it up here so fast!?" me and Saulo awaited the answer anxiously, "Felipe called me." We started to laugh with Saulo, "we know why you are here, but how did you make it up here so fast?" "because Felipe called me and told me to come." It was a very humorous moment, laughing was all too easy, Saulo when he managed to catch his breath said "Natasha how did you physically make it up here so fast?" I don't think Natasha answered, if she did I certainly don't remember lol. After that me and Saulo just let our selves relax and enjoy Cloud Nine. Saulo after a while called Gus to come up with us. When Gus got there we talked for a while and laughed, it was a good time. Then it was time for him to leave, thats when Gus did something in expectable. Gus must've thought that jumping off was a good idea to get off the cloud, so he approached the edge of the cloud and jumped. It was so surreal to me and Saulo that we were laughing yet I felt scared. After we had calmed down we lost track of time and space, people say we made it back to Earth slowly and then we just went to sleep. It was an awesome adventure...